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lol hi lucas |
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS
(via a-for-antisocial)
in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away
(via pizza)
im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead
It’s good to see that you dont have to stop posting stuff like this when you get famous
(Source: kurchelttana, via egobus)
idea: every time a guy makes a pms joke he is required to buy a box of tampons or pads and hand deliver them to a girl in his neighborhood
no mom you dont understand i made a text post and it got over 20 notes i am doing something with my life
my dog is called mary but he is a boy DUN DUN DUN
Oops. I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me. (:
yah where were u it’s been real since 2001
I rely enjoy being “some random girl” it’s great
im going to do it and see if i get famous
my 21st birthday is exactly 6 months from today. i cant wait to be able to use swear words
im choking
This list might bring back nightmares.
Please proceed with caution