LA LA. LA LA.

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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harryfuckyou:

*icona pop voice* i dont care

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svviffer:

*ends my prayers with omg*

(via -annoying)

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

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swagony:

wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas

(via -annoying)

legendofkorraholyshit:

soci4llyawk:

how much do friends cost

(via fake-mermaid)

mitten:

in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away

(via pizza)

internetexplorers:

im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead

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hallmoniter:

bongd:

you would

what

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toni-tan:

It’s good to see that you dont have to stop posting stuff like this when you get famous

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hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

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egobus:

idea: every time a guy makes a pms joke he is required to buy a box of tampons or pads and hand deliver them to a girl in his neighborhood  

klinklang:

despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good 

like

how does it manage to do that

be tasty with no taste

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egobus:

no mom you dont understand i made a text post and it got over 20 notes i am doing something with my life